Funny Salami Sayings

#1. I used to fear depression. Now I look into the mirror and want to smash it to pieces. I put on fake smiles, I have no confidence, no one likes me, and I hate this place. Now I know why I feared it.

Unknown

#2. I think furniture is art. I don't think art is just for your walls - I think everything that someone has made is a piece of art.

Ellen DeGeneres

#3. A good man fights for himself. A great man fights for everyone else

Philip DeFranco

#4. What's the haps, Alli? Writing your memoirs?"
"People who write memoirs should die.

Santino Hassell

#5. It became a metaphor for the lives of the people in this film and for the Old West, for the abandonment that occurred in the early part of the 20th century.

Dwight Yoakam

#6. People empty me. I have to get away to refill.

Charles Bukowski

#7. Of all things we mortals are called upon to do, the most difficult is forgiveness; in order to truly do it, you will probably have to behave as if you already have forgiven for quite a while before you have actually done so.

Marion Zimmer Bradley

#8. There was a man once who said that mothers carry the key of our souls with them all our lives. But you threw mine away

Cassandra Clare

#9. It was as though the edges of things were where the greater part might be hidden - where he could find more.

Jesse Ball

#10. Obedience is a knife that cuts the cord of bondage.
Silence is a hammer that shatters the walls of speech.
Stillness is strength; pain a soft bed.
Put down your basin; emptiness is the only vessel.

Brian Staveley