Top 13 Funny Russian Movie Quotes

#1. There's no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.

Jerry Seinfeld

#2. The chicken is a little dry and/or you've ruined my life.

Ben Lerner

#3. Jonathan?" "Monica." "One day this will stop working." "But not today.

C.D. Reiss

#4. You want to be the baddest guy in the kitchen and you want the person next to you to know it.

Tom Colicchio

#5. Being a teen idol is what I've waited for my whole life.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

#6. Matrimony is a very dangerous disorder; I had rather drink.

Marie De Rabutin-Chantal, Marquise De Sevigne

#7. To get see food,
You need a fishing rod.
To get love food,
You need a loving heart.

James Josue

#8. IT agility is a mentality, culture, process, and perspective.

Pearl Zhu

#9. Perhaps there's something to be learnt from novels after all" - Mr Collins, Charlotte ~ Pride & Prejudice Continues.

Karen Aminadra

#10. Brains like that, you could be a Death Eater, son.

J.K. Rowling

#11. What I caught that winter was a memory of a purpose.

Jaida Jones

#12. As any old Taoist walking out of the woods can tell you, simple-minded does not necessarily mean stupid.

Benjamin Hoff

#13. First you have to survive adolescence; then your education. Finally, yourself.

Marty Rubin

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