Funny Russian Birthday Quotes

#1. Don't open your diamonds in a vegetable market. Tie them in bundle and keep them in your heart, and go your own way.

Kabir

#2. Frankly, I don't think I could hang out with you if you weren't the vice type of guy."
"Well then, you'll be pleased to know that I'm still drinking and I'm still wanking to porn."
"That's my boy,

Karina Halle

#3. This is what I think art is and what I demand of it: that it pull everyone in, that it show one person another's most intimate thoughts and feelings, that it throw open the window of the soul.

Felix Mendelssohn

#4. I'm a fan of people getting together.

Ellen DeGeneres

#5. Never make a speech at a country dance or a football game.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#6. --- she says it's a tradition --- which must mean all those things people do that they don't know why they do 'em."
from the novella Christopher O'Connor's Romances

George Hammond

#7. We reject all efforts to denigrate the religious beliefs of others.

Barack Obama

#8. The central con of the political coalition assembled by Ronald Reagan and maintained by his successors was that government was a common enemy.

Timothy Noah

#9. Curious make you clever, that most people aren't curious it's their problem.

Deyth Banger

#10. Assassination has never changed the history of the world.

Benjamin Disraeli

#11. I have always tried to avoid talking to pretty girls, because pretty girls have a vicious effect on me in which every part of my brain is shut down except for the part that says unbelievably stupid things and the part that is aware that I am saying unbelievably stupid things.

David Foster Wallace

#12. Her knees began to shake, not because he was beautiful, which he had always been, but because coming into this room with him here waiting for her ... it was like coming home.

Jess Michaels

#13. The prerequisite for writing is having something to say.

Langston Hughes

#14. I said, 'Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.' He said, 'Where?' I said, 'Right there, Dad. I want the yellow ones.' Everybody goes, 'Those are green'. That's how I knew I was colorblind.

Michael Rosenbaum