Top 11 Funny Roll Call Sayings

#1. One can't love humanity. One can only love people.

Graham Greene

Funny Roll Call Sayings #5701
#2. A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.

Greta Scacchi

Funny Roll Call Sayings #29423
#3. To understand the world at all, sometimes you could only focus on a tiny bit of it, look very hard at what was close to hand and make it stand in for the whole;

Donna Tartt

Funny Roll Call Sayings #43483
#4. May I ask a question, Lucy?"
"Go right ahead!"
"Just why do you want to draw this line all the way around the world?"
"Well, you know the old saying, Charlie Brown ... You have to draw the line someplace!

Charles M. Schulz

Funny Roll Call Sayings #262348
#5. To know, to think, to dream. That is everything.

Victor Hugo

Funny Roll Call Sayings #967897
#6. It's like being in the middle of a tornado. It's like, whooooooosh, you know what I'm saying? It's like Dorothy-you wake up and find yourself in the land of Oz.

Jennifer Lopez

Funny Roll Call Sayings #1032623
#7. It is more important to influence people than to impress them.

Adrian Rogers

Funny Roll Call Sayings #1070205
#8. Surf is something I have been obsessed with since I was a child.

Brandon Boyd

Funny Roll Call Sayings #1324369
#9. Where was the lecture on how slavery alone catapulted the whole country from agriculture into the industrial age in two decades? White folks' hatred, their violence, was the gasoline that kept the profit motors running.

Toni Morrison

Funny Roll Call Sayings #1540100
#10. You bit me? (Stryker)
We use what we have. (Zephyra)
That's such a girl move. (Stryker)
But it works. Maybe if you fought like a girl and not a stunted baboon, you'd actually win. (Zephyra)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Roll Call Sayings #1715721
#11. Generations pass while some tree stands, and old families last not three oaks.

Robert Browning

Funny Roll Call Sayings #1776283

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