Don't Call Me Ishmael Funny Quotes

#1. I'm obsessed with 'Top Chef'.

Kate Winslet

#2. If ignorance is on the march, stand aside and let it pass you by.

George Scott Wilkie

#3. She herself did not seem quite real. She was pale and almost transparent, the victim I used for my own enjoyment in dreams.

Anna Kavan

#4. I'd like to have permanent time off, really. The goal is financial security and permanent time off, basically.

Paul Giamatti

#5. If I had the flag that Betsy Ross worked so hard on, I wouldn't destroy it. I'd put it up on EBay because it's gotta be worth some serious coin. And that is the American way.

Paul Provenza

#6. You're the one person whose opinion I care about. When I'm with you, the past dissappears, and I'm a better person.

Cindi Madsen

#7. I have always said that the best feeling in the world is scoring a goal. Don't tell my missus that, but it is. When that ball hits the back of the net, it is fantastic.

Alan Shearer

#8. During my theatre days, I was more comfortable doing comedy. It's such an irony. I have always played a buffoon on stage, and yet I don't have any comic role to my credit.

Randeep Hooda

#9. They say that when people still rode on vehicles powered by oil, they could go anywhere they wanted.

Yoshiyuki Sadamoto

#10. But I understood Bear Otto's desire to become a noble man, a man like Billy Ansel, and I respected that, naturally. I just wished the boy had more ways of imagining the thing than by becoming a good soldier. But that's boys, I guess.

Russell Banks

#11. The thing I have to do as a writer, and that God permits me to do, is that I have to be willing to fail.

Mary Karr

#12. I do like seeing you in chains, darlin'.

Cherise Sinclair

#13. I pecked my stories out two-fingered on the Remington portable typewriter my mother had bought me. I had begged for it when I was ten.

Octavia E. Butler

#14. Amongst many qualities of a true leader, he is a successful manager who has mastered the art of people management.

Rehan Waris