Funny Radio Announcer Quotes

#1. Well, well - be careful of what questions you ask, for fear of what answers you may receive.

Robert Harris

#2. I've shaken hands with every radio station, from Honduras to Ryan Seacrest's.

Shakira

#3. Well, I'm not a critic, I'm just a worker. So, I'm always grateful for anything the critics say - good or bad.

Mandy Patinkin

#4. I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.

Mitch Hedberg

#5. No INSECURITY makes us sociopathic; too much makes us paranoid; but a little keeps us humble and introspective-a good thing...

J.R. Wirth

#6. He had found in himself the perfect, undeniable case of insanity. He possessed wisdom, patience, tolerance, truthfulness, loyalty, and moral fortitude - all the qualities that go to make an utter madman.

Machado De Assis

#7. We had one thing in common - we were in love. But love is just a gift, and it doesn't answer everything and it's like a precious plant that you have to nurture and look after and all that.

John Lennon

#8. War is a curtain of dense black fabric across all the hopes and kindliness of mankind. Yet always it has let through some gleams of light, and not
I am not dreaming
it grows threadbare, and here and there and at a thousand points the light is breaking through.

H.G.Wells

#9. An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.

Brian Spellman