Funny Sports Announcer Quotes

#1. The anchor of my life is the grace of God.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#2. I like to think that I'm a sort of poet for our times.

Carol Ann Duffy

#3. I don't have a very quick sense of humor.

Florenz Ziegfeld

#4. Just fuck me. Use me. I'll be your horny slut. Your fuckdoll whore.

C.D. Reiss

#5. Only we big sinners have this grace of knowing what salvation really means.

Pope Francis

#6. Working as a musician, I have to constantly generate new material, so school keeps me sharp. Reading and writing all the time helps me to be a better songwriter.

Kate Voegele

#7. Lord, it is my chief complaint, That my love is weak and faint; Yet I love thee and adore, Oh for grace to love thee more!

William Cowper

#8. Do not be jealous of others' good qualities, but out of admiration adopt them yourself.

Gautama Buddha

#9. Any time you can be with like-minded people, laughing or crying over the same joke or the same scene ... For me, it's therapeutic. You just feel a little less alone on the planet.

Michael De Luca

#10. Day, would meet harm on top of it? Wasn't I safe by default?

Gillian Flynn

#11. I dare you to tell me to walk through fire Wear my soul and call me a liar ...

Shinedown

#12. Sometimes I relax on defense and not understand I can't do that. Night in and night out, you're playing some of the best point guards in the world. That's something I'm continuing to work on and continue to develop my lower body, get quicker and more explosive.

Trey Burke