Funny Probation Officer Quotes

#1. I don't feel any pressure. I just try to stay calm, follow my game plan, and try not to get overthrown.

Dwight Gooden

#2. When I was a kid at first I wanted to own a candy shop. I guess every kid wants to - we just want to have access - free access.

Franka Potente

#3. There must be, not a balance of power, but a community of power; not organized rivalries, but an organized peace.

Woodrow Wilson

#4. The web is more a social creation than a technical one. I designed it for a social effect - to help people work together - and not as a technical toy.

Tim Berners-Lee

#5. In general there should be gay characters in YA because a) surprise, there are gay folks everywhere and b) in my opinion as a father, there's not a damn thing wrong with my child encountering gay folks in her literature, because see point a).

John Scalzi

#6. God cannot use you as He wishes until you come into the fullness of His Glory. Do not get alarmed, my friend, when doubts creep in. That is old Satan. Pray, pray, pray.

George Washington Carver

#7. On the journey to achievement, you must be learning all the time.

John Patrick Hickey

#8. I am proud. It will get me into trouble someday, but today it makes me brave

Veronica Roth

#9. If I get a computer and I tune it to the Internet, it will pick up the Internet from the invisible realms that I can't see.

David Icke

#10. You see, growing in grace doesn't mean doing more or greater things for God. True growth comes in doing the same things over and over, with more heart assurance that we're doing everything for Him.

David Wilkerson

#11. How can something so final happen in an instant? No preparation. No warning. No chance to do all the things you planned to do. No chance to say goodbye.

Jennifer Niven

#12. May the heart of Jesus be loved everywhere.

Pope Leo XII