Probation Officer Quotes

#1. My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

Phyllis Diller

#2. Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum ... but come on down. We're going crazy.

Colin Mochrie

#3. The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.

Florynce Kennedy

#4. If I could live in one city and do every single thing I do there, I would choose Venice. You can't turn your head without seeing something amazing.

Nile Rodgers

#5. In fact the taboo
against killing and eating one's relatives is the most fundamental
precondition if people are to live together and cooperate on a
daily basis.

Marvin Harris

#6. Being in a rock band is just an excuse not to get a job

Billy Corgan

#7. People think common sense is common - but it's not.

Don Cherry

#8. But I think the record will actually come from tapes that are not yet recorded.

Evan Parker

#9. You need several eyes to see an opportunity,
many eyes to see wisdom,
and countless eyes to see God.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#10. I had to fight like hell to convince people I was beautiful in my own Polish half-breed way.

Janice Dickinson

#11. Are you drinking because you're sad, or are you drinking to show me how sad you are?

Lauren Groff

#12. The mind is moored to others;
the wasps orbit on little tethers of light.

Warren Heiti

#13. There's a strange lack of knowledge about the role of drag queens in our culture. I attribute this to the appalling state of our country's education system. Others might blame an utter lack of interest. Who am I to judge?

Josh Kilmer-Purcell

#14. You know what Disneyland is known for? The Big Turkey Leg. People walk around with enormous deep-fried turkey legs. Like little kids, three-year-old kids eating these five-pound turkey legs.

Steve Carell