Funny Pointing Quotes

#1. If looks could kill ... well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing.
"See Dick," Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. "Jane. Dick and Jane. Come on, you humorless jackass. That's funny.

Molly Harper

#2. When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves.

Claire Chilton

#3. Little James Herondale, age two, was in fact holding a dagger quite well. He stabbed it into a sofa cushion, sending out a burst of feathers.
"Ducks," he said, pointing at the feathers.

Cassandra Clare

#4. When you tower above her, twice your actual size and she crumples beneath you into a tiny, feminine ball of nothing but acceptance and obedience.

The Wolf

#5. Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days
Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before

Natsuki Takaya

#6. Does it kill them? I don't want to be killing Americans whatsoever, Jeffrey.

Brad McKinniss

#7. You think he left a big flashing arrow pointing to a filing cabinet labeled 'Evidence Here!'? He's a Stray, Ethan, not Wile E. Coyote!

Rachel Vincent

#8. No one can hide a lamp that shines,
and that is what remarkable talent is.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#9. This is Simba," Nicole said, pointing to the lion.
"Is he dangerous?" Asked Chase.
"Not really. He mauled a trainer, but nothing much.

Roland Smith

#10. I've always had this sneaking suspicion that I get a kick out of the insecurity.

Samantha Bond

#11. We have too many actors for the jobs available.

Tony Randall

#12. Not only was I not white, to many people I wasn't Asian either

Eddie Huang

#13. But anything
worth doing is worth doing badly.
Like being there by that summer ocean
on the other side of the island while
love was fading out of her, the stars
burning so extravagantly those nights that
anyone could tell you they would never last.

Jack Gilbert

#14. Oh. My. God.' she said, pointing out of the window. 'Do you know what that is?'

I nodded and said, 'I think I may have seen it before.'

'That,' said Florida, 'is the Moonyouidiot.

Frank Cottrell Boyce

#15. Humour is the making others act or talk absurdly and unconsciously; wit is the pointing out and ridiculing that absurdity consciously, and with more or less ill-nature.

William Hazlitt