Top 17 Funny Pipe Sayings

#1. My pen.' Funny, I wrote that without noticing. 'The torch', 'the paper', but 'my pen'. That shows what writing means to me, I guess. My pen is a pipe from my heart to the paper. It's about the most important thing I own.

John Marsden

Funny Pipe Sayings #94255
#2. After my swims this weekend I think coach realized, you know what, you have to have a good one getting out of this meet. So I put the suit on and had a decent swim.

Ryan Lochte

Funny Pipe Sayings #152082
#3. They float, " it growled, "they float, Georgie, and when you're down here with me, you'll float, too - " George's

Stephen King

Funny Pipe Sayings #441998
#4. Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"
"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes.

Kresley Cole

Funny Pipe Sayings #482581
#5. Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me.

Rick Riordan

Funny Pipe Sayings #556811
#6. Only by being present can you be happy. Too much attention to the past and the future takes the now away. And once it's gone, you never get it back.

Katherine Howe

Funny Pipe Sayings #678681
#7. I was seeing too many Walt McCandlesses in the world and not enough Chrises.

Carine McCandless

Funny Pipe Sayings #746396
#8. Our noblest hopes grow teeth and pursue us like tigers.

John Gardner

Funny Pipe Sayings #800720
#9. It is far easier to figure out if something is fragile than to predict the occurrence of an event that may harm it.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Funny Pipe Sayings #884149
#10. Just because you're a belter doesn't make you funny; it just means that's how your pipes are set up.

Laura Benanti

Funny Pipe Sayings #998638
#11. I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

Mitch Hedberg

Funny Pipe Sayings #1055604
#12. Dostet darum." I love you. "I love you back," she said. I could hear the smile in her words. "And be careful.

Khaled Hosseini

Funny Pipe Sayings #1067599
#13. I promise, before God and my community, to seek reforms so that the powerful and corrupt are no longer above the law.

Andrew Thomas

Funny Pipe Sayings #1105975
#14. And do you see how beautiful and graceful the birds are when they are flying and soaring? The ground has many comforts for them to enjoy... But in the sky they are truly what a bird is meant to be. So it is with the human heart.

Aleksandra Layland

Funny Pipe Sayings #1547539
#15. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?

Arlo Guthrie

Funny Pipe Sayings #1549276
#16. [ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds.

Vladimir Nabokov

Funny Pipe Sayings #1615738
#17. A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

Henny Youngman

Funny Pipe Sayings #1747867

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