Top 14 Funny Pioneer Sayings

#1. But first he was going to take a drink, a big drink, because he needed one. And it didn't matter whether he drank or not, nothing mattered now; it was all over. All over, or just beginning.

Robert Bloch

Funny Pioneer Sayings #130473
#2. In his hours alone, his mind wandered to a million possible outcomes, and he marveled at how long it had been since he had felt so preoccupied by a woman. It was because she was that rare thing, genuinely unobtainable. He should have given up days ago.

Jojo Moyes

Funny Pioneer Sayings #137899
#3. Now, who can call 'Good Friday' good? - A term too oft misunderstood - You, who were bought by the blood of His cross, You can call 'Good Friday' good.

Johnny Hart

Funny Pioneer Sayings #465327
#4. If you live your life in fear and had the opportunity to change. . .could you muster the strength?

P.C. Chinick

Funny Pioneer Sayings #545993
#5. Since, therefore, individuals as well as the public are so indebted to these writers for the benefits they enjoy, I think them not only entitled to the honour of palms and crowns, but even to be numbered among the gods.

Vitruvius

Funny Pioneer Sayings #550725
#6. I didn't come to see Sammie. I came to talk to you. And I'm not high. Exactly." "Then what are you? Exactly?" "Available, sexy and free for the rest of the night." And that's when I threw up in my mouth a little.

Chantay M. James

Funny Pioneer Sayings #712875
#7. My sacred landscape is the foothills of the stars - I go there often to sleep ...

John Geddes

Funny Pioneer Sayings #741094
#8. Your body is like a dew-drop on the morning grass, your life is as brief as a flash of lightning. Momentary and vain, it is lost in a moment. (From 'Fukan zazengi')

Dogen

Funny Pioneer Sayings #855720
#9. Neither irony nor sarcasm is argument.

Rufus Choate

Funny Pioneer Sayings #956427
#10. I was never a 'homer', a broadcaster who cheers the home team. Some fans don't like that. But my job wasn't to cheer. My job was to broadcast the game.

Curt Gowdy

Funny Pioneer Sayings #1265287
#11. Many people have stopped growing. When you stop growing, you stop living. Many have stopped living and now just bide their time before it becomes official.

Tony Curl

Funny Pioneer Sayings #1340688
#12. Only one novel is a novel: that is a successful novel.

William Golding

Funny Pioneer Sayings #1614619
#13. You can only eat so much white cake.

Christopher Moore

Funny Pioneer Sayings #1678047
#14. Art is a social object, books and films and records and television shows, they're social objects that bring people together in conversation. I love the notion that I could write something that two people could share. That's the goal.

Graham Moore

Funny Pioneer Sayings #1863273

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