Funny Non Vegetarian Quotes

#1. I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.

Chelsea Clinton

#2. Follow your heart, Ithilnin," Albirich repeated. "Time is precious. Don't waste it living someone else's life.

Jess C. Scott

#3. I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Rita Rudner

#4. I burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER.

Ernest Cline

#5. Lust should be stifled, for it cannot lead to truth.

Moses Ibn Ezra

#6. I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.

Denis Leary

#7. A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

David Brenner

#8. It's true. Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide.

Bill Bailey

#9. Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

Dennis Wholey

#10. I'm a vegetarian, I'm not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they're nearly fish aren't they.

Bill Bailey

#11. My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian ...

Jimmy Carr

#12. For a few moments in the evening, then, they talked quietly and casually, as if they were old friends or exhausted enemies.

John Edward Williams

#13. The rhythm of a New York summer is passionate and powerful, evoking a rapid calypso, with July being the musical climax.

Ashley Pullo

#14. I turn down invitations to events where I know there will be politicians.

Peter Capaldi

#15. By understanding how all things arise together, you shift from viewing yourself as acting upon and realizing all things, to a new vision of seeing all things coming forth and realizing you.

Reb Anderson

#16. A very big percentage of small-scale construction is plastic. But it's some horrible beige plastic made to look like wood.

Greg Lynn

#17. I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

Steven Wright

#18. I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

Clint Eastwood

#19. They're very strong in memory. Didn't do very much in microprocessors or digital signal processing.

Jack Kilby