Funny Nfl Draft Quotes

#1. The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps.

Barbara Ascher

#2. Friendship is selfless love, care, respect, and honor not a profitable opportunity.

Santosh Kalwar

#3. Love! In this world of pain, you're my vintage wine.

Debasish Mridha

#4. I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on 'The Simpsons,' which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.

Jonah Hill

#5. But Kate, dost thou understand thus much English? Canst thou love me?"
Catherine: "I cannot tell."
Henry: "Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate? I'll ask them.

William Shakespeare

#6. He holds the crown in the nonverval department

Colleen Hoover

#7. Congratulations to Ohio State, your new college football champions. Coach Urban Meyer may be the greatest football coach of all time. Don't confuse him with New York Mayor Bill de Blasio. That's urban quagmire.

David Letterman

#8. Focus groups are a waste of time, filled with people telling you what you want to hear so they can go home.

Sergio Zyman

#9. I was offered and accepted a part in 'A Few Best Men,' and then the Australian actor's union argued that there were too many British actors. And the director decided to lose me.

Noel Clarke

#10. I would encourage you to follow the pathway to enlightenment, to learn to meditate, to practice mindfulness, and not to really care what anybody thinks about you, including yourself.

Frederick Lenz

#11. The only thing you believe in is the thing you believe in enough to practice. Your creed is your deed.

E. Stanley Jones

#12. The friendship of a great man is a favor of the gods.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#13. I think for an artist it's really important to have experiences, and I've had a lot of those. It's definitely inspired my lyrics and my style, even down to what I wear.

Neon Hitch

#14. Work often gets in the way of more important things, like writing.

Paul West

#15. All the wisdom of the world consists of shouting with the majority.

Thomas Reed