Funny Musician Quotes

#1. I really wanted to just be a musician. I didn't want to be anything else, but I was funny and all that.

Jamie Foxx

#2. Girl is not a toy to play .
She is a bomb to blast your life. So Be careful ...

Yakoob Khan

#3. I suck in a breath. This is what it feels like when your life starts happening, I think.

Julie Murphy

#4. Then he got quiet, lost in memories of a better time.

Ransom Riggs

#5. Probably more than any concrete vice or failing Amory despised his own personality - he loathed knowing that to-morrow and the thousand days after he would sell pompously at a compliment and sulk at an ill word like a third-rate musician or a first-class actor.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#6. I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.

Greg Behrendt

#7. I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician years.

Monica Wood

#8. I know quite a few eco designers who build dresses out of old couture gowns. They disassemble, 'upcycle,' and reuse them in extraordinary ways. To me, that's a sustainable way of doing things.

Suzy Amis

#9. It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.

Gary Oldman

#10. Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician.

Andy Kindler

#11. The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

Joe Rogan

#12. Siddhartha began to understand that it was not happiness and peace that had come to him with his son but, rather, sorrow and worry. But he loved him and preferred the sorrow and worry of love to the happiness and peace he had known without the boy.

Hermann Hesse

#13. It's this funny thing now: You sign up to be a musician because you want to write music, but you don't spend your time writing music. Instead, you go around the world selling the music you've already made.

Zachary Cole Smith

#14. A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.

Patrick Dempsey

#15. It's funny, there aren't too many musicians that also moonlight as studio engineers. There's a few - the really brilliant ones.

Dave Grohl

#16. Consistency breeds familiarity, familiarity breeds confidence, and confidence breeds sales.

Jay Conrad Levinson

#17. It's funny to find there are still people around who think if a musician has schooling, it automatically makes him a lesser jazz player. But you don't learn jazz in school.

Paul Horn

#18. Caspian sat there with me until my sobs died down to a slow hiccup.
Then he whispered, "I'd hold your hand right now if I could."
His eyes were so wide and earnest that I couldn't help but smile at him.
"Thanks," I said, trying to hold back more tears. "It's the thought that counts.

Jessica Verday

#19. You know, it's funny ... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz. Now when you're not making money, people think that you're a good jazz musician.

Pete Fountain

#20. If you get lonesome enough, Carrie knew, you'll even call the police.

James Purdy

#21. Poverty will leave you when you are ready to welcome opportunities.

Debasish Mridha

#22. Among provocatives, the next best thing to good preaching is bad preaching. I have even more thoughts during or enduring it than at other times.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#23. Or the people they call terrorists. If it's you who's in the foreign country, and the people you're waiting for arguably have more of a right to be there than you do, who's the terrorist?

Ayelet Waldman

#24. I'm not just a singer of funny songs; I am basically, first and foremost, a musician. I'm always recording all styles of music.

Ray Stevens

#25. When I came into the business, things changed a lot, and my life was in a real state of flux.

Rachael Leigh Cook

#26. Outrage steamed her brain. "I've waited three days... Do you know what day it is?"
He gave a one-sided shrug, his massive shoulder muscles shifting. "Who has time to check the calendar when people are shooting at you and snakes are biting you in the ass?

Dana Marton

#27. Who goes out without a phone? This guy was a complete loser.

Christopher Moore

#28. When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music.

John McLaughlin