Funny Meerkat Quotes

#1. You can make a stack high enough to reach the moon and back, and only then will you have used your 100 billion hamburgers. This is terrifying news to cows.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#2. There is a lot of snobbery towards pop music, to me and pop in general - it's kind of a despised art form.

Robbie Williams

#3. Kevin Costner. I love Kevin Costner. That's all I have to say. I love Kevin Costner.

Nathan Lane

#4. Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.

Woodrow Wilson

#5. It's just amazing how many companies suddenly want you to hold up their products after you've held up the Stanley Cup.

Wayne Gretzky

#6. I truly believe that age
if you're healthy
age is just a number.

Hugh Hefner

#7. My friends tease me about the fact that if someone seems bad or shady or like they have a secret, I find them incredibly interesting.

Taylor Swift

#8. The stage and the live crowd taught me to think on my feet, to improvise.

Jason McCoy

#9. For lack of an occasional expression of love, a relationship strong at the seams can wear thin in the middle.

Robert Breault

#10. Employment is my right my destiny.

James A. Baldwin

#11. Warned by the disaster of the last great war, the statesmen of all nations have been taking measures to prevent the return of another such calamity.

Frank B. Kellogg

#12. On the sidewalks everyone holding either a giant coffee or a cell phone, as though a law had been declared against public displays of empty-handedness.

Andrew Pyper