Top 15 Funny Mailbox Quotes

#1. I'm obsessed with history, especially WWII and the Jews in Europe during the Holocaust.

Amy Heckerling

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#2. Mystery such as is given of God is beyond the power of human penetration, yet not in opposition to it.

Madame De Stael

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#3. Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Charles M. Schulz

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#4. I travel the world. I Take nothing but pictures, kill nothing but time and leave nothing but footprints.

Maarten Schafer

Funny Mailbox Quotes #617028
#5. We're learning as we go. We're a lot smarter this time. We understand what it takes to mobilize away from the threat of a hurricane.

Ray Nagin

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#6. Better friends than lovers. Sugar can't you see? You need you and I really need me.

Aretha Franklin

Funny Mailbox Quotes #767375
#7. His facial hair served not just as a calendar but also as a mask, absorbing the stares of others while allowing him a little privacy in plain sight. "I can hide behind it, I can play to stereotypes and assumptions. One of the benefits of being labeled a hermit is that it permits me strange behavior.

Michael Finkel

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#8. Would I lay down my life to save my brother? No, but I would to save two brothers or eight cousins.

John B. S. Haldane

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#9. With a good conscience our only sure reward, with history the final judge of our deeds, let us go forth to lead the land we love, asking His blessing and His help, but knowing that here on earth God's work must truly be our own.

John F. Kennedy

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#10. There's not much a newspaper reporter can do about dead men. But a newspaper reporter and a cop and a judge can deliver some justice. That's why the founding fathers wrote it up the way they did, I suppose. Life. Liberty. Pursuit of happiness. Everyone is entitled to those things.

Charlie LeDuff

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#11. Anybody who comes to you and says he has a perfect language is either naive or a salesman.

Bjarne Stroustrup

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#12. Doing something really profound and personal is bigger than a fad.
It's not some passing fancy.
It's always number one.

Chris Rock

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#13. Liberalism, austere in political trifles, has learned ever more artfully to unite a constant protest against the government with a constant submission to it.

Alexander Herzen

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#14. Life is not about tomorrow. Life is about living your fullest today.

Debasish Mridha

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#15. Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

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