Funny Lucky Charms Quotes

#1. Always try to create positivity. Even when people aren't.

Calum Hood

#2. I get hit on so much it's not normal. I didn't realize so many men liked redheads.

Alex Breckenridge

#3. Fredrika Bimm, what do you think you're doing?"
"Freaking out. Losing my mind. Thinking about snapping your husband's spine. Squashing the urge to vomit. Wishing I had died at childbirth."
"Oh, you say that when you don't get a prize in your Lucky Charms.

MaryJanice Davidson

#4. Iain now calls you Jessica Fletcher, and he said I can tell you things within reason, and we can both sit back and wait for you to solve our cases. And that he'll be consulting you on one or two others, but I think he was joking.

E.J. Lamprey

#5. Study institutions may become visible when the head is more emptied of imaginings.

Idries Shah

#6. My friend, why should you wish to shorten my life by taking from me my shadow? (To photographer Dr. Valentine T. McGillycuddy.)

Crazy Horse

#7. I read in the newspaper that the Catholic Church finally decided that it had been theologically improper to try to convert the Jews. Whoops! Sorry for all those inquisitions, crusades, and autos-da-fe. Previous popes were wrong - infallible, perhaps, but wrong.

Alan Dershowitz

#8. I want to keep going as I have, to travel, read, perform, write, and enjoy my family. I've promised myself only this: no more Laundromats, no more two-shows-a-night, and no more deadlines. I'll work at my own pace.

Jimmy Buffett

#9. I was looking for something within Judaism that had a spiritual nature and not just a religious nature. So my trainer at the time was the one who took me to the Kabbalah center on my 40th birthday. I was like, "Oh, this is so cool." I was just ready for it. I was ready for something different.

Sandra Bernhard

#10. I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes.

Amy Schumer

#11. This gentleman evidently belonged to the category of those people who wish the Government to interfere in everything, even in their daily quarrels with their wives.

Nikolai Gogol

#12. Broad, wholesome, charitable views .. can not be acquired by vegetating in one's little corner of the earth.

Mark Twain

#13. On the summit of Everest, I had a feeling of great satisfaction to be first there.

Edmund Hillary