Funny Logic Sayings

#1. An iron lung looks like an enormous metal coffin or a 19th-century rocket ship: only its occupant's head is left outside, a tight seal around the neck.

Elizabeth McCracken

#2. Alcoholic drinks do not agree with me. A single glass of wine or beer a day is amply sufficient to turn life into a valley of tears for me.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#3. What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

Steven Wright

#4. Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.

Victor Borge

#5. I am always coming up with architectural metaphors when I think about writing. But I think one of the things that draw us to literature is that it gives us this very attractive illusion that there is meaning in the world - things connect.

Nicole Krauss

#6. In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?

Warren Hutcherson

#7. There is no logic in logics except an illogical logic.

Santosh Kalwar

#8. That's life. Whichever way you turn, fate sticks out a foot to trip you.

Martin Goldsmith

#9. But ... that doesn't make any sense ... !'
'It does if you're a goat.

Linda Medley

#10. Because you never know where life is gonna take you, And you can't change where you've been, But today, I have the opportunity to choose ...

India.Arie

#11. The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older. (It's insights like this that separate the professional book author from the person with a real job.)

Dave Barry

#12. Don't ever let anyone tell you the most romantic part of love is the beginning. The most romantic part is when you know it has to end.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

#13. The stars remind us every night that we have the opportunity to create heaven on earth. from The Expected One

Kathleen McGowan

#14. How very wet this water is.

L. Frank Baum

#15. For all but the sliver of poetry fans, over the past forty years popular song lyrics have been the nation's poetry.

John McWhorter

#16. But desperation does funny things to a person. Makes you grasp for any sliver of hope. Makes you throw rational thought and logic out the window. Makes you act in ways you would never have imagined possible. Turns strong men into weak. Honest men into liars.

Siobhan Davis

#17. Adrenaline has a funny way of flooding into all the places where logic and reasoning usually reside. I

Kylie Logan

#18. Because to me, there is no logic of any kind behind misogyny. Therefore, it's funny, because it's so completely random to me. It's senseless.

Joss Whedon

#19. I need to get ready. Ash? Touch the food and I won't take you for a driving lesson tomorrow. Dad? Touch it and I'll make you take him for a driving lesson tomorrow.
Dad backed away from the counter. Ash scowled. I laughed and continued upstairs.

Kelley Armstrong

#20. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.

Josh Lieb