Funny Life Skills Quotes

#1. People today think ancient Egypt was ineffably cool. I blame this misconception on hieroglyphics and (to a lesser extent) on the Bangles.

Kevin Hearne

#2. The issue of who will throw the garbage won't be so trivial when no one is throwing it away, and it starts to stink. When the plates pile up in the kitchen sink, or when the bathroom is grimy and the shampoo ran out. No, it won't be funny then.

Eeva Lancaster

#3. She had to hang on to the bars tightly because the fairy dust was making her drift back to the sky.

Chris Colfer

#4. He'd rather she killed him than walked out on him.

Debra Anastasia

#5. Lust is different from desire. There are women who will gladly assuage your lust. I will not.
"You want me. I heard it. I feel it."
It matters little what we want, I shot back, using his words against him. I may be your weapon. But I am not your queen.

Amy Harmon

#6. One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.

Adrian Sandvaer

#7. Had any people, anywhere, ever been as sprawling and beautiful as us?

Ta-Nehisi Coates

#8. You know, while you're off sexercizing, I'll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.

Kimberly Spencer

#9. Whats on the outside matters for two seconds, whats on the inside matters a life time, find someone who has a heart of gold and anything else is a bonus.

Unknown

#10. Walking in love means giving the other person what he or she needs the most when it is least deserved, because that's exactly how God has treated you.

Chip Ingram

#11. I was married to Glenn Ford. But now I feel as though I'm married to God, and in the nicest, purest sense.

Eleanor Powell

#12. Make love to me, sorcerer. Show me your powers.

Marie-Claude Bourque