Funny Life Goals Quotes

#1. Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.

Gore Vidal

#2. This day will never come again and anyone who fails to eat and drink and taste and smell it will never have it offered to him again in all eternity. The sun will never shine as it does today ... But you must play your part and sing a song, one of your best.

Hermann Hesse

#3. U will become a fool if you are being professional with unprofessional person!!

Bharath Mamidoju

#4. A day will come when all is hidden, and the darkness will leave you out of cover. Your light will be the only one to shine, and they'll see it.

Irina Serban

#5. As I contemplate the kind of future I want for children-my own and other people's-I believe we must look inward to God for guidance and strength and backward to draw on the values and legacies of our families, ancestors, and communities.

Marian Wright Edelman

#6. I'll have that someday, thought Peter. Someone who'll kiss me good-bye at the door. Or maybe just someone to put a blindfold over my head before they shoot me. Depending on how things turn out.

Orson Scott Card

#7. You make mistakes and you learn from them.

Moby

#8. Often times some may find that negative observance of others may in fact derive from inward flaws of themselves.

Calvin W. Allison

#9. I guess when people ask what is the biggest transition to the NBA from college, it is definitely defense and the mental part.

Magic Johnson

#10. The things I like to find in a story are punch and poetry.

Sean O Faolain

#11. I'm sure I've confused him with my request, but I want him to kiss me. And I want a real kiss, not a friend kiss. I'm still committed to the friends-only agreement, but sometimes a girl just wants a damn kiss. Is that so wrong?

Allie Everhart

#12. Entirety exists within me as exuberance ... in empty longing ... in ... the desire to burn with desire.

Georges Bataille

#13. On the whole, the great success of marriage in the States is due partly to the fact that no American man is ever idle, and partly to the fact that no American wife is considered responsible for the quality of her husband's dinners.

Oscar Wilde

#14. He who rides the sea of the Nile must have sails woven of patience.

William Golding

#15. If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.

Shannon L. Alder

#16. When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin