Funny Jailbird Quotes

#1. The key to good listening isn't technique, it's desire. Until we truly want to understand the other person, we'll never listen well.

Steve Goodier

#2. When I'm gone, people will no doubt remember me for Queen, but I would much rather be remembered for attempting to change the way we treat our fellow creatures

Brian May

#3. Britain's continuing membership of the Community would mean the end of Britain as a completely self-governing nation

Tony Benn

#4. I'm as highly insecure as a human can be.

Billy Bob Thornton

#5. To begin with, I had never done any good deeds; besides, even if I had simply fabricated a few, I would not have enjoyed going on about them.

M. Ageyev

#6. I still have the scars from when they captured me and beat me in the middle of the street."
"You don't get scars."
"Emotional scars then.

Amy Tintera

#7. My only thought was to keep him away from Annabeth.

Rick Riordan

#8. I see that there will be no end to imperfection, or to doing things the wrong way. Even if you grow up, no matter how hard you scrub, whatever you do, there will always be some other stain or spot on your face or stupid act, somebody frowning.

Margaret Atwood

#9. You are the master of your life, and the Universe is answering your every command.

Rhonda Byrne

#10. The must have it now mentality, was man's first step into the gorging of his natural home.

Lotte Hass

#11. In one dancing saloon I saw the only rational method of art criticism I have ever come across. Over the piano was printed a notice: 'Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.'

Oscar Wilde