Funny Incoherent Quotes

#1. I think I can say with confidence that it's a lot funnier if you haven't actually been attacked by a shark.

Elle Lothlorien

#2. Winning the first championship is a goal for any boxer, and it means a lot to reach it.

Miguel Cotto

#3. There was also an alarming assortment of junk food, including ready-made cheesecake filling in a tub, which I didn't even know existed. And now that I was aware of it, I was extremely disgruntled that I couldn't eat any of it.

Molly Harper

#4. Be patient. Always be kind. Stand in the middle of the river. Be prepared. It [success] will all come. Don't be in such a rush.

Rockmond Dunbar

#5. I know there's a balance/I see it when I swing past.

John Mellencamp

#6. That's why the theory of evolution cannot accept the idea of souls, at least if by 'soul' we mean something indivisible, immutable and potentially eternal. Such an entity cannot possibly result from a step-by-step evolution. Natural

Yuval Noah Harari

#7. I think that behind the scenes the Pope [Francis] is seen as more of a religious figure, but obviously he is sort of a global political figure.

Joy-Ann Reid

#8. If I ever become a king, I'm totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got distracted again.

Rick Riordan

#9. I would really hope this would make people see the short story as an important art, not just something you played around with until you got a novel.

Alice Munro

#10. Sin corrupts even our good deeds. We injure our shoulder trying to pat ourselves on the back.

D. A. Carson

#11. One of the greatest gifts we can give someone is our undivided attention
a thought that whispers constantly in the ear of any author who respects their readers.

Ella J. Fraser

#12. Existence is more important than happiness; we can't live without existence, but we can live with unhappiness!

Mehmet Murat Ildan