Illogical Incoherent Quotes

#1. When you sing, always tell the truth.

Billie Holiday

#2. All of my cartoons are better than each other.

Brian Spellman

#3. A lot of the websites built through the 1990s used Perl. The first webmaster of Sun Microsystems coined a wonderful phrase. He said Perl is the duck tape of the Internet - it's this language that people would write all these scripts that make things just work.

Tim O'Reilly

#4. Love comes from the strangest places.

Nicolas Winding Refn

#5. But we should open our eyes to the many ways in which hypervigilance keeps them penned in from the more liberated life they deserve to live and that in turn would prepare them for adulthood.

Julie Lythcott-Haims

#6. I don't know how it is, but the Germans are amazed at me and I am amazed at them for finding anything to be amazed about.

Frederic Chopin

#7. They say religion is about love, but you wonder how much of it really is about fear.

Deb Caletti

#8. Our founders understood that divine authority was necessary in order to establish a ground on which the weak, the defenseless, the powerless, the poor and the wretched would be able to stand, in the face of every human power whatsoever, and demand respect for their human rights and dignity.

Alan Keyes

#9. I imagine possible relations all the time. All the time. My God, in my teens I was fucking tragic for it. I scarcely existed in the real world at all. I lived in some kind of ... Sex Narnia. My love life was busy, exciting, and totally imaginary.

Caitlin Moran

#10. Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

Brian Spellman

#11. Hotels are temporary people storage, no matter how big the boxes are. Remember that.

Naomi Watts

#12. Here's a news flash: scientists can be wrong. That's no big deal (unless the scientist is you), since research is self-correcting. Consequently, most errors by scientists become historical curiosities, with little long-term importance.

Seth Shostak

#13. Q.= WHO AM I? WHO ARE YOU?
U.G = You are what you are doing RIGHT NOW!

U.G. Krishnamurti

#14. I always kind of thought I want to be a good person, I want to be right to my fellow men and love them like we're supposed to.

Gladys Knight

#15. He was her moon. He balanced out her tides.

Katie Neipris

#16. Where there is no free agency, there can be no morality. Where there is no temptation, there can be little claim to virtue. Where the routine is rigorously proscribed by law, the law, and not the man, must have the credit of the conduct.

William H. Prescott

#17. If I go out into nature, into the unknown, to the fringes of knowledge, everything seems mixed up and contradictory, illogical, and incoherent. This is what research does; it smooths out contradictions and makes things simple, logical, and coherent.

Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

#18. Seriously," Ben said. "This guy sounds like an alcoholic Kermit the Frog with throat cancer

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