Top 23 Funny Hunting Quotes
#1. A man I knew who lived upon a smile, And well it fed him; he look'd plump and fair, While rankest venom foam'd through every vein.
Edward Young
#2. As I have said for many years throughout this land, we're borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change.
Al Gore
#5. In inorganic chemistry the radicals are simple; in organic chemistry they are compounds - that is the sole difference.
Jean-Baptiste Dumas
#6. You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?"
"I've a knife in my boot," she said, and then wondered, for a moment, if she could throttle a moose with her bare hands.
Kristin Cashore
#7. The highest service we can perform for others is to help them help themselves.
Horace Mann
#8. I mean, I don't want to pass judgment - I just wish my husband didn't shoot deer."
"Oh, Mel, don't worry. I've been hunting with your husband - the deer are completely safe.
Robyn Carr
#9. We don't always know what we're doing. We often just get excited, put something down, and say, 'Oh, neat'.
Tina Weymouth
#10. Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite
Gillian Flynn
#11. Funny how losing someone important is the thing that finally makes me decide to step outside my comfort zone. Now I wish I would've done it sooner.
Helena Hunting
#12. I attacked him, he healed me, then he took me hunting, I threatened him, and he took me home. Wow. That was like a date.
Juliann Whicker
#13. Buck is a mammoth, like a yeti. A huge perverted, hairy whore of a yeti. According to the sportscasters, Buck's an excellent hockey player. I'd agree, based on his yearly salary alone. No one gets much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes.
Helena Hunting
#14. Daniel Elkins. The man credited with hunting vampires to extinction, killed by vampires. Ironic way to go, but he wouldn't have it any other way. He told me on more than one occasion that he knew he'd go down bloody, and he was right.
David Reed
#15. What is the difference between attention and inattention? What is attention and what is concentration? ... Attention has no centre.
Jiddu Krishnamurti
#16. I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.
Ethel Merman
#17. Passion feels very democratic. It is the people's talent, available to all. It's also mostly bullshit.
Scott Adams
#19. Donegan Bane and Gracious O'Callahan - the Monster Hunters. Adventurers, inventors, authors of Monster Hunting for Beginners and it's sequels, Monster Hunting for Beginners is Probably Inadvisable and Seriously, Dude, Stop Monster Hunting.
Derek Landy
#20. Character is a lack of doubt, character is stubbornly persevering in an intention no matter how senseless it is, character is a lack of imagination, character is inborn dullness, character is the misfortune of humanity.
Tadeusz Konwicki
#21. Without courage, our generation is doomed to another decade of political disenfranchisement and shit music.
Laurie Penny
#22. It was so loud and so deep, it wasn't really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with it.
Terry Pratchett
#23. Once I got away from him, I was smart enough to stay away from him. To hunt that one is as wise as to go hunting a porcupine.
I cannot leave this alone, Nighteyes.
I understand. I am the same about porcupines.
Robin Hobb
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