Funny Humpty Dumpty Quotes

#1. We all mentally prepare ourselves for wrinkles, but wrinkles are not the problem. It's the unexpected grosseries.

Tina Fey

#2. Truly creative people in all fields can temporarily suspend their ego and simply experience what they are seeing, without the need to assert a judgment, for as long as possible. They are more than ready to find their most cherished opinions contradicted by reality.

Robert Greene & Joost Elffers

#3. Don't worry about what you should do, focus on what you can do.

Anonymous

#4. Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully.
Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means the shape I am - and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yours, you might be any shape, almost.

Lewis Carroll

#5. Fear is only good when you have a choice in things.

Anne Rice

#6. I'm boring. My beliefs are neither here nor there.

A. N. Wilson

#7. Never, never, you must never either of you remind a man at work on a political job that he may be President.

Theodore Roosevelt

#8. And finally, I've always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? 'All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again.' That's because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was.

George Carlin