Funny Home Renovation Quotes

#1. When I was in university, my dream was to be a coach, like a high school track coach. Not to teach.

Victoria Pratt

#2. In sleep, I dream about the Comfort Lodge and Daniel

Kristin Hannah

#3. The girl in the mirror caught my eye briefly ... It is an uncanny feeling, that rare occasion when one catches a glimpse of oneself in repose. An unguarded moment, stripped of artifice, when one forgets to fool even oneself.

Kate Morton

#4. Faythe ... ?" The tremor in his voice broke my heart. Then understanding surfaced, and his tear-filled eyes searched mine desperately. "No. No," he whispered through clenched teeth. "This was not wrong. It's the only thing I've done right in months. Don't you dare regret this.

Rachel Vincent

#5. Telling a lie is called wrong. Telling the truth is called right. Except when telling the truth is called bad manners and telling a lie is called polite.

Judith Viorst

#6. After the show the bar began to thin out. Birgitta

Jo Nesbo

#7. The Skinned Men kill again.

C.K. Walker

#8. [She] had occasionally glimpsed a series of interchangeable well-groomed blondes accompanying him to work events, then Grace had rocked up with her funny-coloured hair and her funny-coloured tights, and Vaughn had been smitten. Well, as smitten as Vaughn could be.

Sarra Manning

#9. There was a time when no difficult subjects were ever aired in the 'Lady', and sadly, life isn't like that.

Rachel Johnson

#10. Learning has been liberated from the despotism of the few and is now available to the mass public for one's own evolution. Yet many of us continue to find solace in illusions, in conformity to systematical oppression, in distractions that keep us mentally, socially and often physically retarded.

D. Allen Miller

#11. A thousand years of dominion went ringing across the Thames like a trumpet blast. Anglo-Saxon and Viking-Norman ancestry combined in a chord that had deafened and conquered nations. It expected the moon to bow the knee. If not, so much the worse for the moon.

Ariana Franklin

#12. Without worry to protect me, every thought that came into my mind received real attention.

Ann Patchett