Top 29 Funny Hockey Quotes
#1. Monogamous musicians are like vegan hockey players.
Rob Sheffield
#2. Buck is a mammoth, like a yeti. A huge perverted, hairy whore of a yeti. According to the sportscasters, Buck's an excellent hockey player. I'd agree, based on his yearly salary alone. No one gets much money for sucking, not even extremely skilled prostitutes.
Helena Hunting
#4. Well then, Elise," Marceline says, using my name for the first time since I've known her. "I guess it's time for you to wake up.
Suzanne Young
#5. I missed her, deeply, painfully. But life goes on.
Neil Gaiman
#7. The microwave background indicated that the universe had had a hot, dense stage in the past.
Stephen Hawking
#8. And all those things you listed right now, they're
things Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett.
Elle Kennedy
#9. Most animals show themselves sparingly. The grizzly bear is six to eight hundred pounds of smugness. It has no need to hide. If it were a person, it would laugh loudly in quiet restaurants, boastfully wear the wrong clothes for special occasions, and probably play hockey.
Craig Childs
#10. It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.
Sandy Lyle
#12. Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.
Craig Ferguson
#13. I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it
Elle Kennedy
#14. Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts
Thom Yorke
#15. We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings.
Terry Crisp
#16. I grew up playing hockey and some football, and I always think about the first time you walk into the locker room on a new team. The cliques are looking at you funny, and you make one friend, but then they're trying to stab you in the back.
Aaron Douglas
#17. Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won't ever make em muffins.
Stephen King
#18. The painful thing is that when we buy into disapproval,we are practicing disapproval. When we buy into harshness,we are practicing harshness.
Pema Chodron
#19. Forget anything after, the 1986 Turbo cars really were rockets, and to handle them I really think you had to be a man
Gerhard Berger
#21. Resistance is directly proportional to love. If you're feeling massive Resistance, the good news is that it means there's tremendous love there too.
Steven Pressfield
#22. When I'm not acting, I try to be normal, play golf, play hockey. It's funny because you're in this little bubble when you're working - you don't read books, you don't really keep up with the news, you're just living that life.
Taylor Kitsch
#23. someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rants
and her calming presence and - hello, irony.
Elle Kennedy
#24. His eyes are a hazy swirl of
gray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm
Elle Kennedy
#25. Hockey s a funny game. You have to prove yourself every shift, every game. It's not up to anybody else. You have to take pride in yourself.
Paul Coffey
#26. He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot."
Bill Engvall
#27. I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.
Adam Sandler
#28. Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.
Carl Hiaasen
#29. This is the only thing that has seen more parties than us.
Steven Tyler
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