Funny Hockey Goalie Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 14 Funny Hockey Goalie Quotes

#1. During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball. - Author: Mickey Mantle
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#2. Sometimes I joke around that if I weren't a musician, I would be a power lifter. I don't think people expect it from me because I'm little. - Author: Mirah
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#3. I guess I was used to keeping my secrets to myself. - Author: Sarah Tregay
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#4. My roles are in some way like children to me. You don't ever really want to scrape one off your shoe. - Author: Diane Lane
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#5. Where did you hear that?" he shouted over Driggs' cries of pain from the back seat.
"Driggs told me," she quickly answered.
"Thanks, pumpkin," Driggs groaned. "Love you too. - Author: Gina Damico
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#6. Moderation assures mediocrity
nice, safe. Mediocrity is for the mediocre
simple, okay. The intense rule; the mediocre follow. - Author: Dave Draper
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#7. My parents grew up working class, but in that way that working class families do, they spent a fortune on education to better me. - Author: Graham Norton
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#8. These hooves were made for walking. - Author: Steve Merrick
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#9. I will love you more today than I loved you yesterday, and I will love you even more, tomorrow. - Author: William Chapman
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#10. Life is warped. I'm just in sync. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#11. Jorgenson needed help because he'd murdered someone without the sanction of the U.S. of A. Jorgenson never understood that you don't get medals for killing people unless you're killing people you don't know and who've never done a fucking thing to you. - Author: Eric Miles Williamson
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#12. Just because you have a group of scientists who stood up and said here is the fact. Galileo got outvoted for a spell. - Author: Rick Perry
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#13. I'm hugely self-critical in the morning. - Author: Nick Cave
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#14. When I first got to the majors in 2004, female fans held up signs asking me to marry them. Those girls today were what, 13, 14? I'm 23, but that's a little young even for me. - Author: David Wright
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