Funny High Blood Pressure Quotes

#1. I've got to worry about Alonzo Mourning, because a year or two ago there was a chance that Alonzo Mourning wouldn't be standing here talking to you. That's the cold reality of it.

Alonzo Mourning

#2. Starting in the seventeenth century, the general theory of extreme values - maxima and minima - has become one of the systematic integrating principles of science.

Richard Courant

#3. Musically, I didn't relate to Berlin. There seemed to be a lot of machine music made there - I don't think I saw a stringed instrument in two years.

Feist

#4. I don't personally have a sense that life starts at conception. I don't personally have that sense.

Gary Johnson

#5. No separation of distance; no separation of time; no separation of any kind need lessen compassion.

Zechariah Barrett

#6. I absolutely believe that another 9/11 is possible.

Glenn Greenwald

#7. When I'm reaching an audience, I feel it.

Hubert Sumlin

#8. A new world is only a new mind.

William Carlos Williams

#9. Zen has no secrets other than seriously thinking about life and death.

Takeda Shingen

#10. Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from lava in swim fins.

Allie Brosh

#11. I'm well-travelled so I can see places coming up. I went to St. Croix in the West Indies at Christmas and it had been hit by a really bad tornado. Values there have gone down but I guarantee they will be up again in eight years. So I'll get in now while it's cheap as chips.

Melanie Brown