Funny Hero Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 30 Funny Hero Sayings

#1. What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet... - Author: Lucian Bane
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#2. Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen. - Author: Chris Pratt
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#3. He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable - Author: Emma Goldrick
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#4. I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick. - Author: Karen Salmansohn
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#5. You all right, man?'
This should be my name. I could be like a super hero: You All Right Man.
Ah ... ' I stumble.
Don't bug Craig,' Ronny is like. 'He's in the Craig zone. He's Craig-ing out. - Author: Ned Vizzini
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#6. This is a world of process, not a world of things. - Author: Margaret J. Wheatley
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#7. I already apologized for that."
"No, you didn't."
"Then I'm sorry.""
"Fuck your sorry."
"Fine. Fuck my sorry. - Author: Kenya Wright
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#8. Touch me again, and it will be your last act in life - Blue Eyes. - Author: Lilith Saintcrow
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#9. Working with Dav Pilkey was a dream come true. Dav is incredibly funny, and he's been a hero of mine for a long time. It was great bringing the 'Wimpy Kid' and 'Captain Underpants' worlds together! - Author: Jeff Kinney
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#10. Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#11. John Cleese was a big hero of mine. He grew up in Weston Super Mare near Bristol where I grew up; he was always very tall and gangly, but he was smart and used his physicality in a very funny way. I used to think, 'Well he came from Weston and he did it, so there's a chance for me.' - Author: Stephen Merchant
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#12. If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything. - Author: Arnold Schwarzenegger
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#13. Americans are very patriotic and they want someone to support. In order to entice more fans, and to allow F1 to compete with Nascar and IndyCar, there needs to be an American driver. - Author: Alexander Rossi
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#14. I make people laugh for a living. I believe I can say objectively that what I do I do as well as anybody. Just say I'm one of the best broken field runners that ever lived. For 35 years I was a cult hero, an underground funny. - Author: Mel Brooks
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#15. And it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people. All other people. Everybody. The kid never knew the man's name. But he never forgot that smile. "Hero" isn't the first word, but it's the first word that comes to mind. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#16. She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait."
"No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. - Author: Kenya Wright
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#17. When you know who you are, you won't have false modesty - Author: Sunday Adelaja
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#18. Help us, Juli-wan Kenobi, you're our only hope."
For a moment, that almost, almost made Julius feel like a hero. And then he remembered. "Doesn't Obi-Wan die in that movie? - Author: Rachel Aaron
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#19. Yeah, well. I don't try to be awesome. It just comes natural. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#20. Ucho w liczbach: A youthful ear can hear ten octaves of sound, spanning a range from about thirty to twelve tousand vibrations a second. The avarege ear can distinguish sounds a seventeenth of a tone apart. From top to bottom we hear about fourtheen tousend discriminable tones. - Author: Oliver Sacks
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#21. So I'm delighted to open up a bit about these particular details, in honor of Valentine's Day (when every balding, chubby, and short actuary wants people - especially the babes out there - to know about his studly past"
From: "My Best Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story - Author: Zack Love
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#22. Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside bottle sell is a very funny thing - you take a look at the guy's blazer, what kind of shoes he's wearing, what kind of broad he's with. Is he trying to be a hero? - Author: Joe Bastianich
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#23. The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto. - Author: Ozzy Osbourne
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#24. As Secretary of State I had the chance to make the world a little safer and life a little better for children in America and across the globe, including in China. I viewed it as the opportunity and the responsibility of a lifetime. That - Author: Hillary Rodham Clinton
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#25. If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. - Author: Ina May Gaskin
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#26. As a kid my heart would break for the villains. - Author: Criss Jami
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#27. Hey!" He snapped out of his musings as Destiny's hand trailed down his body to cup his less than interested cock through his trousers. "Claws to self, Vampira, I assume you brush your teeth twice a day but I have no idea where those hands of yours have been. - Author: Jane Cousins
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#28. I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting ... " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing - Author: David Hasselhoff
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#29. Money by Martin Amis. I read it when I was 15, I read it hundreds of times since then and it always makes me laugh. Amis has managed to create a world that is both funny and abrasive. I'd love to play John Self, the depraved hero, who's without illusions, he created. - Author: Robert Pattinson
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#30. Every Hero Becomes a Bore at last." Ralph Waldo Emerson - Author: Tim O. Casey
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