Funny Hausa Quotes

#1. Anything you want to know about Kingston's green versus orange war, everything you ever need to know about the rudeboy-cum-gunman is not in Bob Marley's lyrics or in Peter Tosh's but in Marty Robbins's "Big Iron." He's

Marlon James

#2. He felt fortunate to be with Helen; she had her own ambitions and he could not manipulate here.

John Irving

#3. I have to keep her in line somehow or she'll think she's the boss of everything.

Michael Thomas Ford

#4. When you lose everything, and I mean everything, you sit there in this empty room in the dark, and the only person who can get you out is you.

Mickey Rourke

#5. If things don't go fantastically, you just have to deal with it.

Anton Du Beke

#6. In everything, give thanks.

Jan Karon

#7. Memory that yearns to join the centre, a limb remembering the body from which it has been severed, like those bamboo thighs of the god.

Derek Walcott

#8. Well, this is basically the end, so the answers should be in these next few pages. I doubt they will surprise you, but you never know. I don't know how smart or thick you are. You could be Albert Einstein for all I know, or some literary prizewinner, or maybe you're just middle of the road like me.

Markus Zusak