Top 13 Funny Grindr Quotes

#1. I'm standing here, holding a half a lemon in my hand. I'm speechless, I'm excited ... I'm a wreck. Caleb wants to be where I am.

Simone Elkeles

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#2. The capture, taming, training and keeping of eagles is highly ritualized. Most of the birds, which have a life span of about 40 years, are caught when very young - either snatched from a nest or trapped in a baited net.

Stephen Kinzer

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#3. A lot of songs are derivative of each other.

Tori Amos

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#4. I don't think that I am a sex symbol, although it's very flattering.

Liam Neeson

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#5. You can't know, you can only believe - or not.

C.S. Lewis

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#6. I think the beating in our hearts was put there to remind us that even when we are alone in the world, we march on. That even in the enormous dark and quiet, we always have someone to lean on, to embrace and turn to. That even when we have no one else, we always have ourselves.

Beau Taplin

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#7. As runners we all have the same challenges and share the same experience, with the goal to accomplish something and better ourselves.

Wilson Chebet

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#8. I trained initially as a physical chemist, and then, after becoming interested in biology, I went to medical school and learned how to be a physician. So, I'm a physician scientist.

Francis Collins

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#9. You soon know the difference between a real newspaper and an electronic one as soon as a fly won't leave you alone.

Jeremy Lee

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#10. If you want to understand geology, study earthquakes. If you want to understand the economy, study the Depression.

Ben Bernanke

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#11. The #1 key to spiritual warfare is prayer.

Jacob Peterson

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#12. The essence of every form is the deathless. Even the essence of a blade of grass is the deathless. And that's why the world of form is sacred.

Eckhart Tolle

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#13. Every broken heart has screamed at one time or another, "I want to know why!

Shannon L. Alder

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