Funny Fake Bible Quotes

#1. However, intention needn't enter in, and if a reader sees things in a religious way, and the work is dogmatically acceptable, then I don't see why it should not be interpreted in that way, as well as in others.

James Schuyler

#2. I've only had one platinum album, and it's 'Red River Blue'.

Blake Shelton

#3. Life in a concentration camp tore open the human soul and exposed its depths.

Viktor E. Frankl

#4. I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object.

Stephenie Meyer

#5. But cannot we live as though we always loved? It was this that the saints and heroes did; this and nothing more.

Maurice Maeterlinck

#6. I guess it goes to show that you just never know where life will take you. You search for answers. You wonder what it all means. You stumble, and you soar. And, if you're lucky, you make it to Paris for a while.

Amy Thomas

#7. What chance does a five-foot-seven billionaire Jew who's divorced really have of becoming president?

Michael Bloomberg

#8. The greatest heresy in the American Evangelical and Protestant church is that if you pray and ask Jesus Christ to come into your heart, He will definitely come in!

Paul Washer