Top 5 King James Bible Funny Quotes

#1. It is only death which is hopeless.

Maria Jane McIntosh

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#2. Steve Wozniak literally one of the sweetest guys. And that was kind of the thing I had to reconcile: how do I try to do this guy's sweetness justice in some capacity when most of the things I'm doing in the movie are pretty confrontational, and pretty argumentative.

Seth Rogen

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#3. I decided that, as a stand-up, I'd position myself as a cerebral, observational comic, making references to Camus and Kierkegaard. I wasn't so much concerned with getting laughs as I was with seeing audience members turn to each other at any given moment and say, "Exactly!

Martin Short

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#4. This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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#5. I used to think JESUS motivated us with ultimatums, but now I know He pursues us in LOVE.

Bob Goff

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