Funny Fairy Quotes

#1. Smartass Disciple: Master, I don't need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth.
Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.

Toba Beta

#2. The child should love everything he learns. Whatever is presented to him must be made beautiful and clear. Once this love has been kindled, all problems confronting the educationalist will disappear.

Maria Montessori

#3. If courage wasn't a standard result of aging it meant that the young could somehow acquire it as well.

Lawana Blackwell

#4. IN MY DEFENSE, I didn't mean to start the Apocalypse. It wasn't just my personal aversion to oblivion; I had a clear financial motive: The end of the world is bad for business.

J.C. Nelson

#5. In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

Bo Burnham

#6. I squared my shoulders, trying to ignore the fact that I was standing in the apartment of the sea witch, wearing a fairy-tale prom gown, waiting for the attack of the mermaids.

Seanan McGuire

#7. Somebody's sent a funny little valentine to me. It's a bunch of baby-roses in a vase of filigree, And hovering above them ... is a fairy cupid tangled in a scarf of poetry.

James Whitcomb Riley

#8. Love is a fairytale blah, blah, blah.

Jessica Fortunato

#9. Loneliness is one thing, solitude is another.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#10. Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear.

Neal Shusterman

#11. I wasn't afraid of your average dark alley. I had standard Agency-issue spells in my coat and a nine millimeter in my purse for dealing with the less dangerous pests, but even I knew you have to be careful with an upset woman.

J.C. Nelson

#12. I'm fascinated with the stories that we tell. Real histories become fantasies and fairy tales, morality tales and fables. There's something interesting and funny and perverse about the way fairytale sometimes passes for history, for truth.

Kara Walker

#13. Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Are you overdone yet?

Charlotte Henley Babb

#14. Once upon a time, fairy tales were AWESOME!

Adam Gidwitz

#15. Somehow the idea of Montgomery as a fairy doesn't have the same effect on me as it appears to have on you.
-Raphael

Nalini Singh

#16. For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

Nicole McKay

#17. It was funny, thought Lis, how everything seemed possible in the middle of the night. The fairy tales had seemed almost laughable at school. They weren't so funny any more.

James Dawson

#18. Oh, good Lord Jesus, I prayed, preserve me from this joking of God. Grief and trouble were all bad enough. But joking? It seemed altogether unfair, to me.

Judith Merkle Riley

#19. Just think of me as the shoe fairy." Then he acted like he was bonking me on the head with an imaginary magic wand, "Make your own good memories in those shoes." I gaped for a second, and then he winked at me. I couldn't help it, so I smiled at him and then turned to Indy.

Kristen Ashley

#20. Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!

Julie B. Campbell

#21. Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

Dawn French

#22. Wherever there is change, and wherever there is uncertainty, there is opportunity!

Mark Cuban

#23. No nation has ever failed to prosper when its people put God first and their country second

Harold Lindsell

#24. Just smiling at someone walking down the street can make the person's day. It's all about paying it forward.

Mariska Hargitay

#25. This is a theater," Bertie, annoyed by the inquisition, dropped him onto stage. Several feet of slack cable landed atop the fairy in a slithering heap.
"Oh!" Peaseblossom said. "You've buried him alive!

Lisa Mantchev

#26. Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

John Cena

#27. Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers.

Michael Callahan

#28. What's the matter, fairy boy? Pissed because Chrys rather kiss me?" - Essence (Nymphs of Macedonia Trilogy #1)

Racheal Renwick

#29. What do you mean 'speaking of fairy tales'? Since when do fairy tales include gigolos?" Annie asked.
"Well, since most fairy-tale princes are either gay or weirdly attached to their mommies, I think Walt Disney should seriously consider their inclusion," Sophie answered.

Elle Aycart

#30. David tells me that fairies never say 'We feel happy': what they say is, 'We feel dancey'.

J.M. Barrie