Funny F Bomb Quotes

#1. I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.

Jacques LeBlanc

#2. So you do read the papers. Usually kids your age need a bomb up their backsides, but it's good to see you've got your wits about you.

Cecelia Ahern

#3. The red sun of desire and decision (the two things that create a live world) rose higher and higher,

Vladimir Nabokov

#4. Dayum! You know Charley's pissed when the f-bomb is flying out her mouth like it's her job to drop them.

Jacquelyn Ayres

#5. I worked selling tickets for Dodger Stadium; I delivered pizza; I did every job under the sun. It's the part that sucks as an artist. But I've learned at the end of the day you just have to enjoy your life.

Jeremy Luke

#6. Personally I think there is no doubt that sub-atomic energy is available all around us, and that one day man will release and control its almost infinite power. We cannot prevent him from doing so and can only hope that he will not use it exclusively in blowing up his next door neighbour. (1936)

Francis William Aston

#7. Just look down the road and tell me if you can see either of them."
I see nobody on the road." said Alice.
I only wish I had such eyes,"the King remarked in a fretful tone. "To be able to see Nobody! And at such a distance too!

Lewis Carroll

#8. I've never had any health problems and I'm Ruben, man, all the way through.

Ruben Studdard

#9. Sorry for the delay," Vogel said. "I was required to make a bomb.

Andy Weir

#10. I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment."
"I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker.

Jeannine Garsee

#11. Wait a minute," he says, holding up one of his large handa. "A green bomb?"
"I'm not making this up."
"Why green, though?"
"Because green is the color of money, grass, oak leaves, and alien bombs. How the hell would I know why it was green?

Rick Yancey

#12. Well, the bad news," Swedish said from the wheel, "is that Chess still thinks he's funny."
"What's the good news?" Loretta asked, leaning on our little copper-tubed harpoon. "That Kodoc dropped a bomb on the city?

Joel N. Ross

#13. Humans are so Funny. So much moralising about words while at the same time thinking it perfectly "moral" to pepper-bomb cities full of people to protect them from violence.

David Icke

#14. Before the first atomic bomb test, scientists took the time to calculate whether the blast would ignite the nitrogen in Earth's atmosphere and incinerate us all. The risk was low and the test went off, but Rees wonders what the odds would have had to be to discourage the bomb makers.

Dennis Overbye

#15. Not that I don't think irreverent humor and someone being filthy is funny, I just do what I do. Any comedian would admit throwing an f-bomb in there would help get a reaction ... I'm not on a Puritanical pursuit, but when I would curse in a joke, I believe I'm not done writing it.

Jim Gaffigan

#16. If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.

P. J. O'Rourke

#17. I really do try to let the identity or voice inside come out.

Victoria Legrand