Funny Epigraph Quotes

#1. The real metric of success isn't the size of your bank account. It's the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference.

Naveen Jain

#2. He was supposed to record in the studio this afternoon, and pow - he gets shot. This fuckin' album is cursed, I tell you.

Olivia Cunning

#3. When we learn from experience, the scars of sin can lead us to restoration and a renewed intimacy with God.

Charles Stanley

#4. True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.

Lawana Blackwell

#5. One day you're there and then all of a sudden, there's less of you. And you wonder where that part went. If it's living somewhere outside of you. And you keep thinking maybe you'll get it back. And then you realize it's just gone.

Elisabeth Moss

#6. Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire

George Matthew Adams

#7. If your business is not a brand, it's a commodity.

Donald Trump

#8. You asked my opinion and I gave it. Of course you have to remember that if I'd been on the island with Gilligan, he'd have been killed ten minutes into the first episode. Where I come from, incompetence and stupidity are reasons for justifiable homicide. (Varyk)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#9. Our age is essentially one of understanding and reflection, without passion, momentarily bursting into enthusiasm and shrewdly relapsing into repose.

Soren Kierkegaard

#10. Dress you? I'd rather undress you. We don't belong together. But you belong to me. I want you not as you might be. I want you as you are.

Cathleen Schine

#11. The height of artistic skill is to know how to conceal the mechanical effort and strain beneath harmonious calm.

August Bournonville

#12. Once you free yourself from the need for perfect acceptance, it's a lot easier to launch work that matters.

Seth Godin

#13. If there were other civilizations out there, why would they ever want to make contact with humanity? If this was how we treated each other, how much kindness could we possibly show to some race of bug-eyed beings from beyond?

Ernest Cline

#14. Money loves a plan. If you have a plan for how you're going to spend and invest your new profits, it's going be coming at ya like bees to honey.

Jeanna Gabellini

#15. What better can parents and children give to each other than respectful, understanding attention.

Richard L. Evans