Funny Epidural Quotes

#1. Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally.
Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there.

Erica Orloff

#2. What's the message in Metallica? There is no message, but if there was a message, it really should be look within yourself, don't listen to me, don't listen to James, don't listen to anybody, look within yourself for the answers.

Lars Ulrich

#3. He couldn't even jerk himself off: there was no one to give him permission to come.

Casey K. Cox

#4. It seemed like the only way to keep breathing was to focus on the here and now, moment by moment, keeping my mind frozen cold to anything else.

Jennifer Castle

#5. Whether keenly striking or laughably awful, contemporary art is rarely unentertaining.

David Levithan

#6. When my grandmother died, time died, too, in this apartment.

Banana Yoshimoto

#7. I think it's common sense to shy away from the erotic. Perhaps this grand experiment, which started with Lady Chatterley's Lover, of seeing what you can write and how you can write about sex, has reached a certain weary terminus with Fifty Shades of Grey.

Richard Flanagan

#8. Evolution is not the enemy of ethics but its first source.

Stuart Kauffman

#9. Miniatures made her feel like she was larger than life, like the world was in the palm of her hand.

Lisi Harrison

#10. We need to think about that future more often. I confess I don't. My mind is tied too much to the here and now and not enough to God's future kingdom.

Scot McKnight

#11. It's a really unique job that is a little schizophrenic and you have to kind of do it with a sense of humor.The trick is figuring out what each job is asking of you and what it's not asking of you.

Ethan Hawke