Funny Drunk Uncle Quotes

#1. Of no mortal say, 'That man is happy,' till vexed by no grievous ill he pass Life's goal.

Sophocles

#2. To see a candle's light one must take it into a dark place.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#3. Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

Will Rogers

#4. All logical arguments can be defeated by the simple refusal to reason logically

Steven Weinberg

#5. With my middle-class metabolism, the suburbs were where I always wanted to be.

Susan Isaacs

#6. The mixtures of shells and light makes you confused and unhappy. One side employing the force of he other merging. You're one of those people who hears the sun come up.

Robert Stone

#7. Growing up, I wasn't an athlete or anything like that. The only place I felt like I belonged was in the theater.

Bobby Cannavale

#8. I never fall apart, because I never fall together.

Andy Warhol

#9. a country can be too small, too socially knitted, too tightly tied for its own good. Strong social networks can, in certain circumstances, turn to incestuous corruption and the shutting down of democratic discourse. You

Michael Booth

#10. You never get the role you have worked so hard for, but the dream role, the one who gives you joy, money and maybe even honor, that one just falls into your lap.

Michael Wincott

#11. I have written millions of words about contemporary England - in journalism. Why don't I take it as the background for a novel? I may do one day. But the simple answer is that it does not excite the novelistic part of my brain; it does not fire it up.

Sebastian Faulks