Funny Drunk Driving Sayings

#1. So disasters come not singly; But as if they watched and waited, Scanning one another's motions, When the first descends, the others Follow, follow, gathering flock-wiseRound their victim, sick and wounded, First a shadow, then a sorrow, Till the air is dark with anguish.

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

#2. And love was always a beautiful thing, even when it wasn't returned.

Marian Tee

#3. Music is like making love: either all or nothing.

Isaac Stern

#4. The high performing organizational culture and business capability coherence are the decisive factors for the success of strategy execution.

Pearl Zhu

#5. Being incomprehensible offers unparalleled protection against having nothing to say ... but writing with simplicity requires courage, for there is a danger that one will be overlooked, dismissed as simpleminded by those with a tenacious belief that the impassable prose is a hallmark of intelligence.

Alain De Botton

#6. I was having panic attacks. I didn't want to live that way anymore. I was in love and I wanted it to work. I was tired of travelling, tired of the whole scene, just tired. I sat around. I was lazy. I wanted a routine, and I wanted to wake up in the same bed every day, and I got my wish.

Linda Evangelista

#7. You can be the queen," I allowed. "Just don't tell Gary I said that. Friendships have ended for a lot less than that.

T.J. Klune

#8. Theology, however implausible many of its truth claims, is one of the most ambitious theoretical arenas left in an increasingly specialized world

Terry Eagleton

#9. Love is not blind but it leads to blindness.

Auliq Ice

#10. You wouldn't be able to sleep through what I'd do to you.

Roni Loren