Funny Downsizing Quotes

#1. I always find myself stopping to write down ideas of things I'd like to make from computer hardware items to things new moms need - inventions to share with others to make their lives more fun or interesting or easy.

Lisa Loeb

#2. When Margaret and I look back over forty years of marriage, we always remember the eight we spent home-schooling as the best years of our lives.

Renny Scott

#3. People losing each other, their hands slipping loose in a crowd.

Janet Fitch

#4. I dance like the wind.

Edward Albee

#5. Plays, gentlemen, are to their authors what children are to women: they cost more pain than they give pleasure.

Pierre Beaumarchais

#6. you get offered the best liquors after your death, not before.

Kamel Daoud

#7. in a short essay I wrote in 1991, Gardening As Agriculture. In that essay I asserted that gardening should be recognized as a serious and important form of agriculture that functions as an incubator for new farmers and farming methods.

Peter Bane

#8. Being a poet one confronts the limitation of language, how can the spirit be revealed under any restrictions.

Mohit K. Misra

#9. It took two hours to drive from Portland to Boston. It felt like two days. We

D.J. MacHale

#10. Desire is chemistry. We're all just bags of charged atoms walking around bumping into each other. My electrons went seriously haywire for his tonight, though. Particles collided.

Elle Kennedy

#11. The American government will be whatever we all make of it.

Megan Smith

#12. They would come down in Mississippi, they hired me as a talent scout. And I would go all over Mississippi, Alabama, Texas, and find out different artists for them.

Ike Turner

#13. The Christian church has set up a religion of pomp and revenue in pretended imitation of a person (Jesus) who lived a life of poverty.

Thomas Paine