Funny Doorman Quotes

#1. Watching, she had felt unusually and keenly alive, alive the way a knife is sharp, so that the humiliation she was enduring was perfect, like the paring of skin from a hard apple.

Sonya Hartnett

#2. You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk

Elizabeth Rudnick

#3. As usual, the fickle, unreasoning world took Muff Potter to its bosom and fondled him as lavishly as it had abused him before. But that sort of conduct is to the world's credit; therefore it is not well to find fault with it.

Mark Twain

#4. Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of be like my own personal jester."
I flipped him off.
"Well that wasn't funny at all.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#5. Why can't we summon the ingenuity and courage of the generations that came before us? The dinosaurs never saw that asteroid coming. What's our excuse?

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#6. But something I have learned is that sometimes, the universe is full of heavy things that drop on top of your life and stay put forever. Love is one of them. Pain is another. Sometimes they're the same thing.

Fred Venturini

#7. Common standards ensure that every child across the country is getting the best possible education, no matter where a child lives or what their background is. The common standards will provide an accessible roadmap for schools, teachers, parents and students, with clear and realistic goals.

Roy Romer

#8. The idea of it (draining Lake Powell) is absolutely ridiculous.

Jane D. Hull

#9. In everything both great and small, We see the Hand of God in all.

Helen Steiner Rice

#10. Progressives believe in making progress, which is why I'm proud to endorse Hillary Clinton, who I know will continue fighting to ensure our children and grandchildren can achieve their highest and best dreams.

Thomas Perez

#11. The objective of hypertext research is to save the planet.

Ted Nelson

#12. There is nothing one can do to delay the inevitable, and so it's best just to stand tall.

Jennie Fields