Funny Don't Forget Quotes

#1. We are so caught up with the affairs of this life we give little attention to eternity.

Billy Graham

#2. I never have free time, I don't know about you. You ever go to the cash machine, there's two people in line in front of you and you get kinda flustered, you're like "Forget it! I'm not standing here for 40 seconds. I got things to do, okay?"

Jim Gaffigan

#3. I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric ... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny.

Harry Connick Jr.

#4. On a crowded bus in Israel, a mother was speaking to her son in Yiddish. An Israeli woman reprimanded her. "You should be speaking Hebrew. Why are you talking to him in Yiddish?" The mother answered, "I don't want he should forget he's a Jew."

Kirk Douglas

#5. I gave him my own sexy raised eyebrow, because unlike Emilio, I knew how to do that shit correct.

Sarah Ockler

#6. I've never been a fan of presidents who place blame on their predecessors or who accept credit for events that couldn't have been engineered so soon in their tenure.

Kathleen Parker

#7. He had spoken himself into boldness. Stephen, shielding the gaping wounds which the words had left in his heart, said very coldly:
I am not thinking of the offence to my mother.

James Joyce

#8. I may be the first actress to admit that beauty doesn't hold you back. I think beauty is a gift that you have to make the most of. I've worked hard at trying to look my best.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

#9. Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.

Eoin Colfer

#10. We don't shoot somebody soon, I'm gonna forget how

Dave Barry

#11. When I left home, my mum said "Don't forget to write", I thought, "That's unlikely" ... It's a basic skill isn't it ...

Tim Vine

#12. Join The 5 am Club. Your most valuable hours are 5am-8am. They have the least interruptions.

Robin Sharma

#13. The young open the paper to forget about life by reading the funny strips. The old do it to forget about death by reading other people's obits. My advice: don't open the paper and go on with your life.

Gabriel Ba

#14. I had placed my stick on the table, as I do every evening. It had been specially made to suit my height, to enable me to walk without too much difficulty. As I was standing up, a customer called to me: 'Monsieur, don't forget your pencil.' It was very unkind, but most funny.

Henri De Toulouse-Lautrec

#15. I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

Rudyard Kipling

#16. That easy, confident grin returned. "Don't worry, it's easily forgotten."
"Well," I said huffily, "it shouldn't be that easily forgotten."
"Would you like it better if I say I'll eventually forget it but not without a great deal of struggle and torment?"
"Yes."
"Done.

Richelle Mead

#17. I kept going into the beautiful dark and never let anyone intrude on my world again.

Jeff Carlson

#18. Rant goes, "Really, truly with her whole entire heart, does Echo hate somebody?"
I go, doesn't Rant mean "love"?
And Rant shrugs and says, "Ain't it the same thing?

Chuck Palahniuk

#19. Both reading and writing are experiences
lifelong
in the course of which we who encounter words used in certain ways are persuaded by them to be brought mind and heart within the presence, the power, of the imagination.

Eudora Welty

#20. People should think about e-mail as something where they are archiving their lives.

David Filo