Funny Dirty Randy Quotes

#1. Integrity, firmness, and perseverance are qualities that all should seek earnestly to cultivate; for they clothe the possessor with a power which is irresistible - a power which makes him strong to do good, strong to resist evil, strong to bear adversity.

Ellen G. White

#2. You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through
the eye and not the noggin.

Will Rogers

#3. Our problems will melt away if we surrender to God

Sunday Adelaja

#4. My musical background is like almost every non classical musician in the world. One day a special record was heard and that was it. I was hooked, started trying to play various instruments and was off to bar land to become a rock star. What else?

Kevin Johnson

#5. God blesses us financially "so that" we can be a blessing to others.

Danette Crawford

#6. You always reap what you sow; there is no shortcut.

Stephen Covey

#7. I was fat because my parents were a little fat themselves at that point in their lives, and I ate what they ate.

Jami Attenberg

#8. There's such a huge link with fashion, with front covers of magazines and selling products, but that's not what you go into the job for, and yet you're persuaded that's what you have to do to create the opportunities for yourself.

Ruth Wilson

#9. Greed is a stronger force than gravity.

Lisa Renee Jones

#10. he spoke with so much simplicity that it was evident he spoke the truth, or that he was mad.

Alexandre Dumas

#11. One has just been sent out as a biblical dove, has found nothing green, and slips back into the darkness of the Ark

Franz Kafka

#12. No aristocrat would sit in the wild grass to dream. Aristocrats have gardens for that, if they dream at all.

Sheri S. Tepper

#13. Focus not on what he or she does, but on keeping to your higher purpose. Your own purpose should seek harmony with nature itself. For this is the true road to freedom.

Epictetus