Funny Dirty Mind Quotes

#1. Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling.
"That sounds really dirty."
Patch waggled his brows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter.

Becca Fitzpatrick

#2. I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Raymond Chandler

#3. The gods wanted war?
They were about to get it.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#4. I lie back on my pillow and think back to that day. The day that I fell for my wife.

Colleen Hoover

#5. Woods pumped both fists and yelled, as jacked as you'll ever see him. But the crowd explosion drowned out whatever was coming out of his mouth. It was the closest golf has ever come to sounding like fourth-and-goal at LSU's Tiger Stadium on a Saturday night.

Pat Forde

#6. Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.

Robert A. Heinlein

#7. Your whole life is a manifestation of the thoughts that go on in your head.

Rhonda Byrne

#8. For me, there are always things to learn. It's like the next movie is going to be the good one, you know.

Maiwenn

#9. I rolled my eyes. "Just go get your tattoo before I change me mind, you dirty fuck."
Alec waggled his eyebrows. "I'd give you a dirty fuck, kitten.

L.A. Casey

#10. I'm not looking for anything. I think all men are dogs, I honestly do. Every man starts barking sooner or later.

Octavia St. Laurent

#11. Language is generated by the intellect and generates the intellect.

Peter Abelard

#12. I like to believe prayers aren't tethered to semantics.

P.C. Cast

#13. She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't mind getting her hands dirty. But of course, that was just a general comment. Didn't apply to Calypso. Obviously.

Rick Riordan

#14. I'm very much a leader in a lot of the work that I do or that I've done in my career.

Donnie Wahlberg