Funny Dirty Double Meaning Quotes

#1. If I pay you lots of money to see reality in a certain way, you will.

Dan Ariely

#2. The cell phone companies add to the problem. Every one they give out, they get money for from the federal government. So they have an incentive to give as many away as possible. And that's exactly what they're doing, and they're making a killing.

Timothy Griffin

#3. Even when it was easy, music's patterning shaped the emotions ... Music proclaimed an orderly universe, promised a better place.

Ellen Hunnicutt

#4. Everyone thought because she was so too-ga-tha she didn't feel pain and the men she went with felt the same.

Sherley Anne Williams

#5. I'm a coyote shapeshifter playing in a world of werewolves and vampires
outmatched is an understatement.

Patricia Briggs

#6. A dozen ... chocolate chip cookies ... a pot of coffee, and a good book are all I will need for the rainy weekend rolling in.

Adriana Trigiani

#7. It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves.

Bill Watterson

#8. As we age, we have a choice: to be sour or serene.

Glen E. Miller

#9. A real collector does not sell.

Eli Broad

#10. Beauty is a fragile gift.

Ovid

#11. When safety is our priority, we live our lives being very, very careful, and we wind up having no lives

Byron Katie