Funny Demon Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 27 Funny Demon Sayings

#1. His appearance projected danger and reinforced the common knowledge that one did not want to piss off a demon, especially this one. - Author: Kiersten Fay
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#2. I'm fortunate that my job gives me the motivation to be as fit as possible. I wound up in a profession that requires physical and mental preparation, so I get to prepare like an athlete for everything I do. I'm living the dream, man. - Author: Mark Wahlberg
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#3. It is the monotony of his own nature that makes a man find solitude intolerable. - Author: Arthur Schopenhauer
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#4. Thorn. Good demon overlord. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#5. I still didn't know quite what the witches were capable of. The threshold could be booby-trapped or enchanted. I could be walking into a cage fight with a demon. Hell, she could open the door with a Glock 9 in her hand and put a bullet in my ear, or throw a cat at me, or call me a damn hippie. - Author: Kevin Hearne
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#6. You ever heard of a guy named Jeff Buckley? He's one of the best singers I've ever heard. - Author: Sebastian Bach
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#7. Her jaw worked, however nothing but a shocked stutter came out. "You, you
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-"Hot piece of demon ass?"
-"No."
-"Brave soldier of Hell?"
-"No!"
-"Number one panty-dropper in the Pit? - Author: Eve Langlais
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#8. Tessie allowed Milton to press his clarinet to her skin and fill her body with music. At first it only tickled her. But after a while the notes spread deeper into her body. She felt the vibrations penetrate her muscles, pulsing in waves, until they rattled her bones and made her inner organs hum. - Author: Jeffrey Eugenides
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#9. The Prince of Hell shrugged. 'Shit Happens - Author: Jana Oliver
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#10. The Demon curled its lips back, revealing a double row of needle-sharp teeth.
I considered changing my chosen course of action; I considered fainting. - Author: Robert Asprin
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#11. I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living organisms. All to sanitize my body for your chewing pleasure. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#12. He was sailing over a boundless expanse of sea, with a blood-red sky above, and the angry waters, lashed into fury beneath, boiling and eddying up, on every side. There was another vessel before them, toiling and labouring in the howling storm: her canvas fluttering in ribbons from the mast. - Author: Charles Dickens
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#13. I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of innocent men! - Author: Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil
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#14. The real funny thing is, whether the demons exist or not at all in your life, it's nothing to do whether you believe or not to one, none nor both of them. - Author: Toba Beta
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#15. Ever heard of a demon getting sick?" Zavid
'Of humans? All the time. It's what we live for" Livia - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#16. Legion hissed like a startled cat, the noise scraping at Reyes's skin. "Me no boy. You think me a boy?"
Everyone stopped, stared. Even Aeron.
Reyes was the first to find his voice. "You're a ... girl?"
A nod. "Me pretty."
"Yes, you are." Reyes exchanged a glance with Lucien. "Beautiful. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#17. He thought it was funny that she could hack a bloodthirsty demon to death, but something as natural as having a baby made her quake. Not that Kynan blamed her. He'd happily choose taking a bullet to the gut over squeezing a bowling ball out of his ass. Women were amazing. - Author: Larissa Ione
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#18. In an ideal world, we'd all transform ourselves into experts and make judgments based on extensive knowledge. Given that this will never happen, our next best option is to emulate the wisdom of Socrates: We become wiser when we acknowledge our ignorance. - Author: Joshua Greene
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#19. Like civil-rights protesters who sang rousing hymns as they were carried off to jail, Twitterers are bearing witness to what's happening around them, and calling out into the darkness of cyberspace for confirmation. I'm here. You're here, too. We are present. - Author: Douglas Rushkoff
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#20. It would be silly for a demon to dress up and go trick-or-treating. What would I be anyways, a human girl? Ha, it's funny. I kind of already am playing dress up. I get random treats, only to be taunted that they were but tricks. Turns out, it's not so funny. - Author: Amy Lunderman
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#21. You can't pay for tragedy with more tragedy, or draw life from death." "I - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#22. A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk. - Author: Cynthia Heimel
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#23. She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche. - Author: Larissa Ione
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#24. Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in the Night to Make Us Chilly. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#25. He was a man built to yearn for what he could not have. - Author: Anne Perry
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#26. Even the smallest landscape can offer pride of ownership not only to its inhabitants but to its neighbors. The world delights in a garden ... Creating any garden, big or small, is, in the end, all about joy. - Author: Julie Moir Messervy
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#27. Women have much more heart and much more imagination than men; hence, fancy often allures them. - Author: Alphonse De Lamartine
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