Funny Criminal Sayings

#1. In the lonely dark she goes again and again to that locked cupboard knowing that she holds the key, and frightened of the self she might find inside.

Frederick Anderson

#2. I'm surprised as anyone about where I've ended up. Maybe it's because I say yes to things.

Waris Ahluwalia

#3. Isabelle looked dubious. "Mom and Dad won't be pleased if they find out."
"That you freed a possible criminal by trading away your brother to a warlock who looks like a gay Sonic the Hedgehog and dresses like the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Band? Simon inquired. "No, probably not.

Cassandra Clare

#4. Lepida, has anyone ever told you that you're a cruel spiteful selfish slut? ... You're vicious. You're unprincipled. You mistreat your slaves and abuse your daughter. And furthermore you're the worst, most neglectful, most criminal wife in Rome. I think we can go now.

Kate Quinn

#5. A man should be more original than a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates. Flowers die and sugar sticks to your hips like a permanent record to a criminal.

Dannika Dark

#6. Don't be ashamed of your emotions, Noah. Experience them and embrace them. They're what make us alive and strong.

Katie Ashley

#7. My friend, there are some things that I cannot tell you. Some I will tell you in time; some, others will tell you; some you may never know, or you may be the first to find the answers.

Robin McKinley

#8. The true measure of a person is not in what he knows, but what he does with what he knows.

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

#9. After all, these were blood drinkers, beings who spoke gently, liked poetry, and yet killed mortals all the time.

Anne Rice

#10. A scab'd horse cannot abide the comb.

George Herbert

#11. There is never any fair and thorough discussion of heretical opinions ... The greatest harm done is to those who are not heretics, and whose whole mental development is cramped and their reason cowed, by the fear of heresy.

John Stuart Mill

#12. I want you to want me. But I want you to want me for all the right reasons.

Nessie Q.

#13. A typical race morning usually starts out looking like a scene from a zombie movie: individuals or pairs of people walking down a deserted street, all headed in the same direction ... Inevitably, regardless of the weather, U2's "Beautiful Day" streams out of loudspeakers.

Sarah Bowen Shea

#14. It's funny that they've called homosexuality a crime ... At this rate, everyone will be a criminal.

Kangana Ranaut

#15. Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.

Eoin Colfer

#16. Although I was raised with love, I was always lonely.

Banana Yoshimoto

#17. If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."

Mitch Hedberg

#18. If the law can be broken it will. Anyone who breaks the law is a risk. You can break the law. So you see, I have to take you in for questioning. This produce stand has an ominous future.

Benson Bruno