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Top 20 Funny Contradiction Quotes

#1. I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I haven't even opened yet! - Author: Karen Walker
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#2. I think there's an interesting contradiction of having a young face and an old soul. There's something funny about it, and it also allows you to reinvent being old. - Author: Matt Smith
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#3. It will be recorded that the dead in the first decade of the calamity died of our indifference. - Author: Paul Monette
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#4. Ministry of magic?' bellowed Uncle Vernon. 'People like you in government? Oh this explains everything, everything, no wonder the country's going to the dogs ... - Author: J.K. Rowling
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#5. He's always been moody. Even when he was a baby he was like a cat. All snuggly one second and then the next, he'd be looking at you like he had no idea who you were. - Author: Gillian Flynn
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#6. Charity is a cold grey loveless thing. If a rich man wants to help the poor, he should pay his taxes gladly, not dole out money at a whim. - Author: Clement Attlee
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#7. If he's honest, he'll steal; if he's human, he'll murder; if he's faithful, he'll deceive. - Author: Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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#8. I flunked three grades before I got out of high school. - Author: Stephen J. Cannell
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#9. Treasure each other in the recognition that we do not know how long we shall have each other. - Author: Joshua L. Liebman
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#10. It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction. - Author: Woody Allen
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#11. I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny. - Author: Jill Soloway
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#12. We all have more than our share of pains and sorrow. Embarrassments and things that haunt us. From that, no one is ever immune, no matter how good or perfect a life you think they live. Shame and hurt spare no one. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#13. I was born in Georgia. That's where my grandparents-and all my people-are from. But my family traveled a great deal because my dad was in the army as a helicopter pilot. - Author: Michael Stipe
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#14. I like how strong Sade is and how she doesn't give away too much. - Author: Jessie Ware
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#15. My mother was an angel," I blurted. "A guardian angel."
Kaidan began to chuckle.
"What's so funny?" I asked.
"You. You're a walking contradiction. Horns and a halo. I don't belive it. - Author: Wendy Higgins
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#16. 'Grease' is an awesome movie. I wish they'd make a new one, more for our time. The graphics are terrible when you look back on it. - Author: Kyrie Irving
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#17. Where in the Bible are we told in one verse not to do a thing and in the next to do it?

'Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.' Prov. xxvi. 4.

'Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.' Prov. xxvi. 5. - Author: Samuel Grant Oliphant
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#18. Come as you are. If you are the blackest soul out of hell, trust Christ, and that act of trust shall make you clean. - Author: Charles Spurgeon
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#19. I'll tell you what I did need to learn was tolerance, and I think I've been actually given a daily opportunity to practice that, and it's - it's - and I know that that sounds almost like a backhanded slap, and it is in a way because I haven't been successful at it every day. - Author: Mel Gibson
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#20. I really got into the cricket and staying up late watching the World Cup. - Author: Jeremy London
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